This Woman Found Poop In Her Delta Airline Blanket

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19 March 2017

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This Woman Found Poop In Her Delta Airline Blanket

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As if taking a 5 am flight is not bad enough, imagine finding poop in your aeroplane blanket!

No, we are not kidding. Comedienne, Nicole Byer, took a Thursday morning on a Delta Flight to Atlanta and we bet she had no idea that she was going to find straight up poop in her airline blanket.

Upon discovering the crap in her blanket, she immediately took to Twitter.

Dear @Delta the grossest thing happened on my flight. I opened my blanket & there was a literal piece of shit. How does that happen? pic.twitter.com/D0rtJXJgL9

— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) March 16, 2017

.@Delta I would have taken a better picture of the crusty shit. But it was crusty shit and I didn't care to get close to it again.

— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) March 16, 2017

Seriously, how did the flight attendant not notice it?

.@Delta I mean what a gross customer to shit in a blanket... but truly how did an employee just fold it up and put it in a bag?

— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) March 16, 2017

.@Delta I guess now I'll be cold on all my flights because I can never use a blanket again BC A LITERAL PIECE OF SHIT WAS IN MY LAST BLANKET

— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) March 16, 2017

The company definitely turd, excuse us, heard, the outcry and reached out to Byer, but she was not having any of their crap.

.@delta are u kidding? Of course I told the flight attendant. I'm emotionally scared and this is all you ask? THERE WAS SHIT IN MY BLANKET! https://t.co/H80b0aGkca

— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) March 16, 2017

Finally, a resolution was reached.

Here's the @delta shit blanket update. My ticket will be refunded and I'll get 50,000 miles and 600 delta dollars and they are...

— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) March 17, 2017

Shame on you, Delta!

gonna investigate further internally. The flight attendant confirmed there was indeed shit in the blanket and that's the end of blanket

— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) March 17, 2017